Funny Quotes

Over the years, my friends have said numerous hilarious things. I've always meant to copy them down, but with the horrible memory that I have, I can never remember them. Well, here are a few that I've managed to remember. More to come! :D I have a bad memory, I'm sorry.

Brandon: "I'm going to get a female dog and name her Karma."

My dad: "I'm not bald. It's sexy short hair."